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THE OFFICIAL GEAR

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Masterpiece

The VelociPastor

2018

The story

A priest gains the ability to transform into a dinosaur and uses it to fight crime.

Critical appreciation

A theological breakthrough that equips pastoral care with prehistoric force. Faith moves mountains; this particular calling also handles ninjas.

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THE OFFICIAL GEAR

Recreate the Magic of The VelociPastor

  1. “Step one: own the masterpiece.”

    The VelociPastor on DVD / Blu-ray

    See today’s price on Amazon

    Own it on disc
  2. “Love finds a way.”

    Inflatable T-Rex Costume

    See today’s price on Amazon

    Find your T-Rex
  3. “Or watch it tonight.”

    The VelociPastor on Prime Video

    See today’s price on Amazon

    Check Prime Video
  4. Theater-Style Popcorn Machine

    See today’s price on Amazon

    Find it on Amazon
Visit the Concession Stand →

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