Dis-Honorable Mentions
Dis-Honorable Mention
The Master of Disguise
2002Dana Carvey transforms personal identity into a full-service rescue strategy. A family legacy built on the belief that every problem has an appropriate costume.
Dis-Honorable Mention
The Love Guru
2008An audacious fusion of spiritual counseling, celebrity ambition, and professional hockey. Enlightenment finally receives the competitive sports crossover it has been waiting for.
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The Hottie & the Nottie
2008A romantic expedition governed by an unusually complicated friendship agreement. Courtship becomes a team assignment with no clear project manager.
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The Adventures of Pluto Nash
2002Eddie Murphy takes nightlife management to the lunar frontier. A visionary reminder that even on the Moon, somebody will try to buy your club.
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Super Mario Bros.
1993A daring exploration of plumbing as an entrance qualification for interdimensional heroism. Brooklyn's service professionals confront a problem no ordinary wrench can solve.
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From Justin to Kelly
2003Spring break becomes an ambitious musical experiment in flirting, friendship, and synchronized leisure. Some people bring sunscreen; these visionaries bring choreography.
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Road House
1989Patrick Swayze elevates bar security into a philosophical discipline. A sophisticated management seminar in which conflict resolution occasionally requires removing someone through a table.
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Jack and Jill
2011Adam Sandler doubles his contribution to family diplomacy while Al Pacino pursues an entirely different kind of dramatic destiny. Thanksgiving may never recover its composure.
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Gigli
2003A star-powered negotiation between crime, romance, and dramatically conflicting priorities. Even professional enforcers discover that relationships require a different skill set.
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The Wicker Man
2006Nicolas Cage delivers an operatic exploration of fear, faith, and humanity's complicated relationship with bees. His fearless commitment elevates every confrontation into an existential reckoning. A landmark achievement in apicultural suspense.
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Glitter
2001Mariah Carey brings vocal firepower to a world of ambition, romance, and nightclub lighting. A reminder that every career decision deserves its own power ballad.
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The Roommate
2011A tense examination of shared accommodation and profoundly incompatible boundaries. The housing office may need a more detailed questionnaire.
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The Fanatic
2019John Travolta explores fandom with a level of commitment that would concern any publicist. An intense reminder that meeting your hero requires respecting the front gate.
Dis-Honorable Mention
Vampire's Kiss
1988Nicolas Cage turns office stress and supernatural suspicion into an astonishing full-body performance. Publishing has never required such an expressive relationship with the alphabet.