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THE OFFICIAL GEAR

Commit to the Role Like Nicolas Cage

  1. “Step one: own the masterpiece.”

    Vampire's Kiss on DVD / Blu-ray

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  2. “Cheap plastic fangs, worn with total commitment.”

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    Get bitten
  3. “Yes, he really ate it.”

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    Commit to the role
  4. “Or watch it tonight.”

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Dis-Honorable Mention

Vampire's Kiss

1988

The story

A New York literary agent becomes convinced he is turning into a vampire.

Critical appreciation

Nicolas Cage turns office stress and supernatural suspicion into an astonishing full-body performance. Publishing has never required such an expressive relationship with the alphabet.

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THE OFFICIAL GEAR

Commit to the Role Like Nicolas Cage

  1. “Step one: own the masterpiece.”

    Vampire's Kiss on DVD / Blu-ray

    See today’s price on Amazon

    Own it on disc
  2. “Cheap plastic fangs, worn with total commitment.”

    Vampire Fangs

    See today’s price on Amazon

    Get bitten
  3. “Yes, he really ate it.”

    Edible Insect Snack Pack

    See today’s price on Amazon

    Commit to the role
  4. “Or watch it tonight.”

    Vampire's Kiss on Prime Video

    See today’s price on Amazon

    Check Prime Video
  5. Theater-Style Popcorn Machine

    See today’s price on Amazon

    Find it on Amazon
Visit the Concession Stand →

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